How Apple got its name — the Steve Jobs version

October 27, 2011

“Executek,” “Matrix,” “Personal Computers Inc.” were among the names Jobs and Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak considered for their company, according to Walter Isaacson in his newly-published biography of Steve Jobs.

Jobs proposed “Apple” after returning from a visit to All One Farm in Chimacum, WA where he had helped tend the apple trees.

“I was on one of my fruitarian diets,” Jobs told Isaacson. “I had just come back from the apple farm. It sounded fun, spirited, and not intimidating. Apple took the edge off the word ‘computer.’”

All One Family Farm, where Steve Jobs found his inspiration for Apple

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If Allegis was the disease, is Xylem the cure?

October 23, 2011

More than 30 years ago Donald Trump managed to bring a visionary $2.3billion enterprise to its knees with a single withering remark. It wasn’t about the competence of the CEO, or the virtue of his problematic strategy. It was about the name of the company.

It was February 1987: Richard Ferris, CEO of UAL Corp., fatefully announced his company would, henceforth, be known as Allegis.

The name change was intended to reflect the broadened scope of the expensively constructed travel enterprise that included Hertz Car Rental, Westin and Hilton International hotel chains, as well as United Airlines.

“We are a travel company, not just a transportation company”, said Ferris. “Allegis clearly identifies us as the only corporation that can offer travelers door-to-door service.”

Investor activist Donald Trump saw things differently. ”It sounds like the next world-class disease,” was his biased diagnosis.

It was the beginning of the end for Ferris and Allegis. Investor discontent coalesced around the name change and within six months Ferris was gone and his grand plan was being dismantled.

Introducing Xylem and Exelis

What was not so easily quelled was the fear and loathing Allegis had generated about corporate names. More than three decades later the fallout still swirled around the corners of boardrooms like a toxic mist. “Don’t give us an Allegis” was the joke, and behind it there was real fear.

The chaotic creativity of the Internet age has eased the anxiety. The likes of Google, Hulu, Zoomba, Skype and Zoosk have, out of necessity, attuned our ears to exotic and unfamiliar nomenclature but not enough to prevent the occasional atavistic twitch from sections of the media over what they characterize gleefully as “disastrous corporate rebrandings”.

There are signs of a real thaw, however. Recently, the conglomerate now known as ITT decided to split itself into three, spinning off its water treatment business and its military business. After much deliberation by Lippincott, the same branding company that gave the world Allegis, they brought forth “Xylem” and “Exelis” as the names for the two new entities. They were met with the dull thud of indifference.

Only a botanist would know that Xylem is a Greek-derived word that refers to vascular tissue that carries water and nutrients through plants. Likewise, it would take a lepidopterist to know that Exelis is a genus of moth, but one can hazard a guess at the intended meaning. In reality both names are, to all intents and purposes, gloriously meaningless.

Where is the outrage, the rending of garments, the gnashing of teeth? There is none.

Admittedly, Qwikster has been given up by Netflix as a juicy sacrificial offering to placate the Rebranding Disaster Gods but Xylem may be the miracle drug it sounds like it should be.

Could Xylem be the cure for Allegis — that most pernicious of name-aversion diseases first exhibited by Donald Trump 34 years ago?


In the forlorn hope of finding fame and fortune, Jerry changes his name…

October 13, 2011

My mother came home from her work one day in the early 1960s and announced that she’d had an unimpressive encounter with what she described as a “foppish pop singer”.

How and where she met him has faded from memory, but his name I do recall: it was Jerry Dorsey. I remember it because not long afterwards he re-launched himself as Englebert Humperdinck in what was, I surmised at the time, a desperate attempt to escape the withering verdict of my mother.

There was a picture of the real Englebert Humperdinck on my classroom wall at school. He was equally unimpressive — an obscure 19th century German composer with bizarre facial hair. This guy Jerry was surely a born loser. History tells a different story. He’s had quite a life.

Here’s an interesting roll-call of other singers who have similarly shed their mundane names on the road to fame and fortune, including Reg Dwight, Gordon Sumner and Chaim Weitz who are better known as…

http://tinyurl.com/6jkvceh


Bearish on America

October 8, 2011

What does it mean to be bullish?

Apart from being one letter short of bullshit, the allusion to being ‘bullish” in investment terms is self-explanatory. Bulls are symbols of power; they challenge and charge forward with aggression.

It’s no accident that Merrill Lynch, until recently the largest investment house in the world, had a bull in its logo. It was also famously ‘Bullish on America‘, a corporate slogan first introduced in a 60-minute ad during the telecast of the 1971 World Series.

At its height Merrill’s brokerage network, which reached 15,000 in 2006, was referred to as the “thundering herd”.

In 2008 the bears moved in and Merrill was well and truly savaged. The firm is now part of Bank of America, emasculated and caged. The effete-looking bull in its logo is gone. The mood is bearish.

No more bull

No investment house has dared adopt the slogan ‘Bearish on America’, even during periods of market decline. But why bears of all creatures – how do they characterize a market in retreat?

The term apparently dates to the early 1700s for someone who profits when stocks fall. “To sell a bear skin before one has caught the bear” was an early description of a short seller (someone who borrows shares and then sells them, hoping to buy them back at a lower price and pocket the difference).

A bear market originated from the same metaphor and has since been loosely defined only as “one in which selling preponderates and prices decline”.

According to the Wall Street Journal there is no such thing as an “official” bear market. It defines a bear market as a 20 percent decline from a closing high to a closing low on the Dow or the S&P 500.

Depending on when you start counting, stocks at any one time can either be in a bull market or a bear market. The Journal says they can often be in both at once, which really is bullshit when you think about it.

Sources: The Wall Street Journal, 10 8 11. Wikipedia.

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Steven P. Jobs

October 5, 2011

Stanford Commencement Speech 2005

“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma, which is living with the results of other peoples’ thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.”


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